Things I Think :: 69th Golden Globes

Last night I watched the Golden Globes or 

The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards.

Host: Ricky Gervais! ♥

• I heart Ricky! Spoiler alert: he wasn't in most of the show!
  At least he is laughing his way to the bank. ;)
• Johnny Depp, how do you defy age?
• PSA for Brad Pitt: CUT YOUR HAIRS!
  
• Christopher Plummer, oh Captain Von Trapp, my Captain!
• Ashon cleaned up his face and cut his hair and the world rejoiced!
  
• Then there was those mandatory awkward pauses
  because the tech stopped working...
• Julianne Moore is an adorable woman.
• DOWNTON ABBEY FTW!
  
• Why do I always forget that Kate Winslet is British?
• Jake Gyllenhaal is attractive. This isn't new news.
  
• other stuff happened, people won, I saw more cute black bow ties on!
• Original Song was all like Elton John vs Madonna. That queen is PISSED. And by queen, I mean Queen Elton!
• I wish Madonna would pull a Britney-go crazy and a Lohan-lose her career.
• I am happy Michelle Williams is back in the A-list spotlight; she's lovely and adorable.
  
  
• OH HAI BUFFY! Ohai SMG! Hey, girl, hey!
• I have been a fan of Peter Dinklage since The Station Agent; so I am happy he won!
  
• George Clooney, how are you so silverfoxy?!
• I heart kids movies! They should win ALL THE AWARDS!
• I missed a bit over my RAGE BLACKOUT.
• Awwww Dustin Hoffman, I am sad that you are getting older than silverfoxy.
• Claire Danes is precious. If anyone was going to take Hugh Dancy off the market, I am happy it was her.
• You could go swimming in Thomas Jane's dimples.
  Those puppies are deep! 
• Helen Mirren is the shit. A total bamf.
• Again, Morgan Freeman is the definition of classy.
• Oh, RDJ. That is all.
• Once I could actually see the whole dress, I liked Angelina Jolie's look.
• Martin Scorsese, when you see the eyebrows first and the bow tie second!
•  My fingers were crossed for New Girl but I am proud of Modern Family.
  
  
• Sofia Vergara is The Cuteness dressed in Sexy.
• As someone who didn't know of The Artist until this show, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was ROBBED!
  

  

  Love. Him.

• Another disappoint was Meryl Streep winning for a role that should have been filled by an English actress. On the other hand, at least they didn't cast Madonna. #gag
• Natalie Portman walking to the wrong mic to present...
  
  So cute.
• Then George Clooney and his movie won and I was bored and disappointed again.

So yes... Once again

I watched an award show that was only worth my time because

I had nothing better to do!

Oh well.

I hope you enjoy these pictures of pretty people in expensive clothes anyway!

Ryan says Hey ladies.I say Hey, boy, heyyy!

AND

I leave you with this amazingness:

[images via tumblr]